Live Content Host - Chaos Creator

This is probably not the job you're looking for.

This is definitely not the job your parents want you to apply for. We’re not hiring hosts.

We’re not hiring influencers.

We’re not hiring safe, scripted personalities.

We’re hunting for the unhinged magnets - the ones who walk into a room and the entire vibe shifts. The loud ones. The weird ones. The human fireworks who turn dead air into clips, silence into memes, and boredom into internet chaos.

If people have ever said to you:

“You’re actually insane.”
“You need to be on TV before you get cancelled.”
“Bro, tone it down… wait no, keep going.”
“You should start streaming, the internet needs this.”
“You’re the most unhinged person in the group chat.”
…then stop scrolling. This one’s for you.

About Blitzed

We're building a new entertainment brand around live content. Fast. Unpredictable. Ridiculous. The internet has enough boring presenters reading from scripts. We want personalities.

What You'll Actually Do

• Host live shows for thousands of degenerate viewers who are terminally online.
• Improvise, roast, react, escalate, and create beautiful chaos on command.
• Turn nothing (a chair, a random object, pure silence) into 10+ minutes of entertainment.
• Interview bizarre guests, survive unscripted segments, and manufacture unforgettable moments.
• Get clipped. Get ratio’d. Get loved. Get hated. Come back stronger the next day.
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Some days you’ll be a comedian.

Some days you’ll be a debater.

Some days you’ll just be thrown into the arena with zero prep and expected to win.If that sounds like a nightmare, close the tab.

If that sounds like the best job on Earth, welcome.

Experience?

Irrelevant.

Some of our best people had zero camera experience - they just had main character energy and zero fear of looking like an idiot on the internet.

We're Looking For People Who

• Are physically impossible to ignore
• Think faster than the chat can spam
• Have zero camera shyness and god-tier improv instincts
• Can make total strangers laugh in under 15 seconds
• Run on pure chaos energy and internet culture
• Aren’t afraid to go too far
• Want their name to be remembered, for better or worse

Huge Bonus If You

• Already stream or post unhinged content
• Have ever gone viral (the unhinged kind)
• Live in group chats as the designated clown
• Do stand-up, improv, or just troll people for sport
• Can entertain a room full of people with nothing but vibes and brainrot
• Understand meme law, timing, and when to nuke the bit

How To Apply

Forget the CV.

Send us:

A 60-second video introducing yourself.
A 60 - 120 second unedited video where you entertain us with absolutely nothing prepared.
Links to any content you've ever made.
If we laugh, you'll probably hear from us.

Note

This isn't a normal job. We're not building a normal company. If you're looking for predictable, this isn't it.

If you’re looking to have fun, get notoriety and grow and build the next generation of entertainment, this is for you.